Dear posters on Clemens Fritz's guestbook:

No, he does not read his guestbook. At least I assume he doesn't.

No, he's not going to come visit your U-12 tournament.

No, he's not going to e-mail you if you post your e-mail address.

No, he's not going to write to you if you post your snail mail address.

No, he's not going to call you if you leave your phone number.

Though you might get crank called or e-mailed by other posters, mainly me. I'm not going to crank snail-mail anyone because the postage would be prohibitive.

The only way you'll get his autograph is to mail for it. Or if you have a really nice person attend practice twice for you. Like I had. Even if he did spell my name wrong.