Why I cannot join Facebook...

I will try to become friends with this:

www.facebook.com/people/Clemens-Fritz/1154795285

And no, I have no clue if it's real or not, but I hope it isn't. I'm afraid of what I might learn if it actually friends me.

Also, I'm afraid of what my sister's Facebook page will say as well. Darn those December 1980 babies - Fritz is the 7th, my sister is the 23rd.

It is almost 5 am and it feels like someone is literally stabbing me in the back, on my left shoulder blade.