I think "Luca Toni" sounds like a type of pasta, and I want to eat him with cream sauce. Too bad I hate Italy, and it's only the Bayern midfield with whom I'd start a fake orgy. Cuz he is hottt.

Michael Ballack, Owen Hargreaves, Andreas Ottl. Well, only one of them, maybe none of them, is currently in the Bayern midfield.

My Y key keeps sticking.