I have now had so many "dates" with David Padgett that I think his girlfriend might be getting jealous - Friday the 28th at Legal Seafood when I ended up with a random magazine with his picture in it, the 29th against Carolina, Friday the 4th with the College All-Star game, and tonight when I was inadvertently eating dinner near the SI NCAA tournament preview with the entire tourney representation on the cover. And I think the Louisville-Tennessee game should count too.

But considering that our children would be guaranteed to have grossly misaligned knees, I think I need to stop "seeing him" before it's too late. Then again, we'd probably teach our children Spanish, which is a good thing. And they'd have beautiful eyes, and hopefully his height and leadership skills would cover for my lack of both.