I am going to slowly unfangirl this blog. I will only talk about Smudge as a player (he got a yellow card today - maybe I'll do shots for those and get drunk) rather than as a...something else. I'm not going to get his shirt now that I've seen pictures of the owner of Newcastle wearing it.

I'm watching Superliga and bored to tears. Becks hurt his knee. I have to get up for work in five hours and I currently need to shower.