I'm watching Duke-Carolina, the usual first-Thursday-in-February ESPN2 game, and it's about to go into overtime. I kinda wanna watch Gonzaga-Pepperdine, but this is infinitely more interesting.

I'm not sure which is more disturbing, my spilling goat cheese all over, or my thinking J.J. Redick looks hott. He's six years my junior. Fucking A.

Okay, eeka just typed "We Didn't Start the Fire" to the pace of the song and I'm choking on popcorn. I can't breathe right now.