I just tried to open a jar of Herrell's fudge, which is damn tasty. Unfortunately, the wax they used to seal the jar was so thick that it took about four days to open, 'specially with my left shoulder in pain. Until it opened, I made jokes about how tightly the fudge was packed, and that it hurt to unpack.

A Newfoundland dog won the Westminster Dog show. Hmm...

Oh, and the latest Vanity Fair's letters to the editor make me laugh.