I'm putting out an APB for my self-esteem. I am offering a reward to whomever finds it. Ya see, when I find it, I will be able to write cover letters for jobs I want that will make me sound good, and therefore I will have money for said reward when the human resources people see what I have to give to the positions and I get a job.

I'm watching Wojo to see if he can help me locate my self-esteem, since he definitely learned to work well with what he had, but it's not helping, and I'm crying.