A giant cry of "FUCKTARD!" to the four people who almost ran me over as I was crossing the street this morning. I crossed at a crosswalk, and the light was red, but three people drove through the light anyway. In the state of Massachusetts, drivers are supposed to stop for pedestrians in crosswalks. Some day, I hope to test the law by crab-walking across the street, but right now, I will merely curse drivers, knowing that when I am among them, I won't hate them anymore. I want a car, goddammit!